Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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