so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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