Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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