therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
We had to coat check the pizza.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
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