I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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