You work out of a Hotel?
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I wish there were birth control emojis
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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