Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
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he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
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he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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