i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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