im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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