Grow some girl-balls and come out already
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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