She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
There's even glitter on my cock...
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