I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
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You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
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You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Let's get the cat blown out
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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