Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
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i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
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Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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