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(630): View more from Illinois

Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.

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(708): View more from Illinois

You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.

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(208): View more from Idaho

On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?

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(206): View more from Washington

No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.

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(907): View more from Alaska

We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?

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(585): View more from New York

pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.

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(716): View more from New York

Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.

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