Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I intend to get homeless drunk
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.