dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
she woke up with a sticky ear
I wish you could order shots online.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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