Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(979): View more from Texas

I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar

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(203): View more from Connecticut

walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!

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(201): View more from New Jersey

my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.

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(804): View more from Virginia

If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.

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(765): View more from Indiana

Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.

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(415): View more from California

Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.

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(613): View more from Ontario

When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.

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