After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
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should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
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You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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