You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I smell like Dick and happiness
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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