The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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