so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Small penises have feelings too.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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