I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
that is very illegal...i love you.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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