Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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