you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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