He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
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She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
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I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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