I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
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Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
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I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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