your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
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I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
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Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
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