So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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