The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Randomize
