First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
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i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
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Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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