Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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