Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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