She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
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Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
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He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize