I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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