I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
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Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
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You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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