Me too!
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
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You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
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Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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