thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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