i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
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To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
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You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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