Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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