hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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