How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
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WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
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Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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