We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
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Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
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Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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