question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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