go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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