Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
