Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
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After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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