And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
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It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
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I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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