woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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