put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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