We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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