pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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