his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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