Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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