i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
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What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
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He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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