OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Just cropdusted the office
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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