He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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